The pond spits something out in response to your offering. Be grateful!
Bow-tie With this you're sure to be the fanciest dame around! Y'know, unless someone else got one first.
Sword in the sword Come one, come all and feast your eyes on this marvelous spectacle! It's a stone to be sure, but not just any stone! It's a magic stone with a sword thrust into it by... someone, somewhere, probably. Cheaply made from styrofoam and yet the sword won't come loose.
Pocketknife A handy dandy—pocket knife? They could have at least sprung for a leatherman.
Baseball bat A normal baseball bat. Definitely not used for beating people up.
Radish You look radishing, my dear! A gigantic vegetable freshly plucked from the ground, it's the size of your head.
Sticker A golden sticker that says "you tried".
Seven-Branched Sword A curious sword that looks like it belongs in a museum. The branch-like protrusions along the central blade are a little fragile and worn with age.
Birdhouse A birdhouse for the lovebirds! Birds still not included.
Pocketknife Two's better than one!
Tiramisu A lovely dessert that's to die for! ... Metaphorically.
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With this you're sure to be the fanciest dame around! Y'know, unless someone else got one first.
Come one, come all and feast your eyes on this marvelous spectacle! It's a stone to be sure, but not just any stone! It's a magic stone with a sword thrust into it by... someone, somewhere, probably. Cheaply made from styrofoam and yet the sword won't come loose.
A handy dandy—pocket knife? They could have at least sprung for a leatherman.
A normal baseball bat. Definitely not used for beating people up.
You look radishing, my dear! A gigantic vegetable freshly plucked from the ground, it's the size of your head.
A golden sticker that says "you tried".
A curious sword that looks like it belongs in a museum. The branch-like protrusions along the central blade are a little fragile and worn with age.
A birdhouse for the lovebirds! Birds still not included.
Two's better than one!
A lovely dessert that's to die for! ... Metaphorically.