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UKIMIYA mods ([personal profile] thecastle) wrote 2017-08-08 09:15 am (UTC)

The pond spits something out in response to your offering. Be grateful!

  1. Golden banana
    It's a banana made of gold. Jackpot!

  2. Pink Ballet Dress
    Tailored to fit you like a glove! Lovingly bequeathed by the Teishu. Probably.

  3. Knife-sheath
    It's a strap-on sheath for knives! Knives not included.

  4. Bombyx mori
    There's no worming your way out of this one!

  5. Mooncake
    Share it with your friends mid-celebration!

  6. Red string
    The two connected by this red thread are destined lovers, regardless of place, time, or circumstances. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break. ... Symbolically. Since this is a string, it'll break if you tug on it hard enough. But why would you want to do that?

  7. Compass
    You'll never again lose your way with this item.

  8. Snowglobe
    Some people have antiquing, some have bug collecting, and now you have snowball collecting.

  9. Monopoly
    A truly inspired game that's sure to bring a close band of friends even closer.

  10. Crystal ball
    What every good fortune teller needs! Now, peer deep, deep into the crystal ball...

  11. Handgun holster
    Something to hold your gun in, instead of doing something stupid like keeping your gun in your pants. ... You would never do that, right? Gun not included.

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