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UKIMIYA mods ([personal profile] thecastle) wrote 2017-08-09 05:52 am (UTC)

The pond spits something out in response to your offering. Be grateful!

  1. Magic lamp
    A dusty lamp just begging to be rubbed. Genie and wishes not included.

  2. Rose quartz
    It's just a piece of Rose Quartz, as in the rock.

  3. Nailgun
    It's a gun full of nails... Safety first!

  4. Travel wear
    A set that comes with a straw hat and blue cloak.

  5. Giant himalayan salt rock
    It weighs 90 lbs. Roll with it!

  6. Jade necklace
    Beads of jade for beauty. No cricket, though.

  7. Jade necklace
    ... Another... one. Double the beads, double the beauty? This may or may not be someone's subtle way of telling you you're ugly.

  8. Whip
    This joke has been censored for the general public.

  9. iPhone
    A smart phone holding pictures of your precious memories! Exciting. The ones most frequently viewed are of you and Miyamura looking cozy.
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